What did Groucho Marx mean by: The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ Now there’s a man with an open mind – you can feel the breeze from here! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Crazy, Funny, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does. Feraz Zeid, November 25, 2022January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Marriage, Politics, Relationships, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Fear, Funny, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I am a man and you are a woman. I can’t think of a better arrangement. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Marriage, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Birthday, Cells, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Beer, Dancing, Drinking, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Humor is reason gone mad. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Humor, Mad, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Feraz Zeid, August 22, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Book, Darkness, Friendship, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
