+ You’re heading for a breakdown. Why don’t you pull yourself to pieces? Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Breakdown, Inspiration, Pieces, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I’ll teach you to kick me…’ You don’t need to teach me–I already know how! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Teach, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Faces, Inspiration, Pay, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. Feraz Zeid, February 7, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Age, Man, Woman, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Drinking, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I am a man and you are a woman. I can’t think of a better arrangement. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Marriage, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Speak, Worthwhile, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
There is no art without intoxication. But I mean a mad intoxication! Let reason teeter! Delirium! - Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The time for reasoning is past; now’s the time to get steamed up and fight like mad. - Jean Genet Playwright · France
Provided a man is not mad, he can be cured of every folly but vanity. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
An ancient dictum says that when Zeus wanted to destroy someone, he would first drive him mad. - Jean-Marie Le Pen Politician · France
Occasionally, when I get mad at a woman, I’ll do some great, awful painting about her. - Jean-Michel Basquiat Painter
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. - Jeremy Paxman Journalist · United Kingdom