What did Groucho Marx mean by: One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ I think you’ve got something there, but I’ll wait outside until you clean it up. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Inspiration, Waiting, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Clubs, Country, Lows, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Humor is reason gone mad. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Humor, Mad, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don’t let the men know. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Clever, Wisdom, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Feraz Zeid, September 26, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Animal, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Feraz Zeid, October 17, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Happiness, Necessary, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Feraz Zeid, January 24, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Pleasure, Smoking, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Death is the next step after the pension-it’s perpetual retirement without pay. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go ‘weeeeeee’, then she reels me back in. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
