What did Groucho Marx mean by: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don’t let the men know. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Clever, Wisdom, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Feraz Zeid, September 26, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Animal, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Drinking, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Happiness, Money, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Feraz Zeid, March 26, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Learn, Mistake, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Feraz Zeid, November 23, 2022January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I’ll teach you to kick me…’ You don’t need to teach me–I already know how! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Teach, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Feraz Zeid, June 26, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Control, Fate, Women, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. - Jenna McCarthy
Do everything you can to preserve and protect love so that it endures forever. - Jennifer E. Smith Author