What did Groucho Marx mean by: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ You’re heading for a breakdown. Why don’t you pull yourself to pieces? Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Breakdown, Inspiration, Pieces, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Feraz Zeid, October 17, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Happiness, Necessary, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Drinking, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I intend to live forever, or die trying. Feraz Zeid, March 16, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Death, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Feraz Zeid, May 19, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Honesty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny Love, Marriage, Wedding, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ It isn’t so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Hard Times, Prosperity, Society, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Before I speak, I have something important to say. Feraz Zeid, March 8, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Humor, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. - Jenna McCarthy
Do everything you can to preserve and protect love so that it endures forever. - Jennifer E. Smith Author
