What did W.C. Fields mean by: Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA Copy
+ If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. Feraz Zeid, October 20, 2023December 29, 2023, W.C. Fields, Failure, Perseverance, Quitting, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. Feraz Zeid, August 3, 2023December 12, 2023, W.C. Fields, Drinking, Hand, Whiskey, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ It is funnier to bend things than to break them. Feraz Zeid, July 7, 2023December 12, 2023, W.C. Fields, Break, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it. Feraz Zeid, September 7, 2023December 26, 2023, W.C. Fields, Sex, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with. Feraz Zeid, September 30, 2023December 26, 2023, W.C. Fields, Cynical, Keep Smiling, Morning, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. Feraz Zeid, September 9, 2023December 24, 2023, W.C. Fields, Funny, Money, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. Feraz Zeid, October 11, 2023December 26, 2023, W.C. Fields, Necks, Pain, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
+ Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. Feraz Zeid, July 14, 2023December 12, 2023, W.C. Fields, Abstinence, Pockets, 0 - W.C. Fields Comedian · USA
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop. - Jeffrey Bernard Journalist · England
I’m just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water. - Jennie Garth Actress · USA
Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
I drink eternally. For me it is an eternity of drinking, and a drinking up of eternity. - François Rabelais Author · France
A little rain beats down a big wind. Long drinking bouts break open the tun(der). - François Rabelais Author · France
