What did W. C. Fields mean by: The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother. - W. C. Fields Copy
+ You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Alcohol, Trust, Water, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Alive, Lucky, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Beer, Drinking, Food, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Dog, Funny, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Clever, Funny, Witty, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Unhappy, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Book, Drinking, Funny, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Cat, Cheesy, Clever, 0 - W. C. Fields
If poverty is the mother of all crimes, lack of intelligence is the father. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Every work of art is the child of its time, often it is the mother of our emotions. - Wassily Kandinsky Painter · Russia
Keep telling yourself and others there are no supermoms, there are only wonderful mothers. - Jean Marzollo
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. - Jean-Louis Gassee Entrepreneur · France
Quoting her mother: The trouble with a book is you never know what’s in it until it’s too late! - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Don’t worry, God understands,’ Mom said. ‘He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA