What did W. C. Fields mean by: The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - W. C. Fields Copy
+ A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Book, Drinking, Funny, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Marriage is better than leprosy only because it’s easier to get rid of. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Easier, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his . Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Comedian, Laughing, Laughter, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Home, New year, Worry, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Crazy, Funny, Horse, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Unhappy, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Crazy, Degrees, Doubt, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Funny, Strong, Witty, 0 - W. C. Fields
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. - Jeremy Paxman Journalist · United Kingdom
When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight. - Jerome Lawrence Playwright · USA
This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since Roe vs. Wade. - Jerry Falwell
Strength is a facade for the proud, weakness is a mask for the lazy. - William James Philosopher and psychologist · USA
Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It’s what we have because we can’t have justice. - William McIlvanney Author · Scotland
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid. - William Moore Kelly
Men’s happiness and misery depends altogether as much upon their own humor as it does upon fortune. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
