What did W. C. Fields mean by: Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. - W. C. Fields Copy
+ Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Beer, Drinking, Food, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Unhappy, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Alcohol, Trust, Water, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Crazy, Degrees, Doubt, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Morning, Wake Up, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Home, New year, Worry, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Humor, Lazy, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. Feraz Zeid, January 14, 2024January 14, 2024, W. C. Fields, Book, Funny, 0 - W. C. Fields
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
