What did W. C. Fields mean by: Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times. - W. C. Fields Copy
+ Marriage is better than leprosy only because it’s easier to get rid of. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Easier, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ You can fool some of the people some of the time — and that’s enough to make a decent living. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Atheism, Religion, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Book, Drinking, Funny, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Lawyer, Mom, Mother, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Clever, Funny, Witty, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Crazy, Funny, Horse, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Alive, Lucky, 0 - W. C. Fields
+ Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, W. C. Fields, Heart, Worry, 0 - W. C. Fields
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop. - Jeffrey Bernard Journalist · England
I’m just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water. - Jennie Garth Actress · USA
If merely ‘feeling good’ could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. - William James Philosopher and psychologist · USA
Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong. - William Maginn
Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
