What did Steven Wright mean by: When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven’t spoken since. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Irony, Nature, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Memory, Perception, Potential, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Logic, Organization, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confrontation, Survival, Violence, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don’t. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Authenticity, Emotions, Perception, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Prediction, Uncertainty, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Existentialism, Perspective., Self-awareness, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Humor, Impatience, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Art is a language, an instrument of knowledge, an instrument of communication. Read explanation Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
Artists can no more speak about their work, than plants can speak about horticulture. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
I don’t need to be everywhere because my art pieces can talk for themselves. Jeppe Hein Artist · Denmark
A man can keep another’s secret better than his own. A woman her own better than others. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
