What did Steven Wright mean by: There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Ethics, Plagiarism, Research, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Perspective, Truth, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Betrayal, Loss, Luck, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above… so I never have to go upstairs. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Humor, Imagination, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Environment, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Certainty, Humor, Mortality, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Irony, Nature, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Caution, Opportunity, Reward, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Equilibrium is the profoundest tendency of all human activity. Read explanation Jean Piaget Psychologist · Switzerland
Literature flourishes best when it is half a trade and half an art. William Ralph Inge Theologian and Anglican priest · England
Avant-garde art jousts with propriety, but takes care never to unseat it. Read explanation Mason Cooley Professor · USA
Nothing is lost and nothing is created in the operations of art as those of nature. Louis Pasteur Microbiologist · France