What did Steven Wright mean by: The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Perspective, Truth, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Critique, Humor, Society, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Conservation, Dilemma, Ethics, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Complacency, Oversight, Warning, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Escapism, Exploration, Hedonism, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Environment, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Caution, Limitations, Resilience, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Exploration, Imagination, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
We have not begun to understand the relationship between combinatorics and conceptual mathematics. Jean Dieudonne
Relationship is an art. The dream that two people create is more difficult to master than one. Miguel Angel Ruiz Author · Mexico
Above all, never lose faith in your Father in Heaven, who loves you more than you can comprehend. Jeffrey R. Holland Religious leader · USA
