What did Steven Wright mean by: The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
+ I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Quitting, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Waiting, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Memories, Travel, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Justice, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Baby, Dream, Mad, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Money, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ They say we’re 98% water. We’re that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Water, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
