What did Steven Wright mean by: The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
+ I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Reading, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Confused, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above… so I never have to go upstairs. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, House, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Animal, Plant, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Why is it, when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Doors, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Sarcastic, Sports, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
