What did Steven Wright mean by: My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Change, Individuality, Self-discovery, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Foresight, Limitations, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I didn’t want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Ambition, Career, Regret, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confusion, Humor, Responsibility, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Accessibility, Proximity, Time, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confrontation, Survival, Violence, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Motivation, Risk-taking, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Certainty, Humor, Mortality, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Art is a language, an instrument of knowledge, an instrument of communication. Read explanation Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
Artists can no more speak about their work, than plants can speak about horticulture. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
I don’t need to be everywhere because my art pieces can talk for themselves. Jeppe Hein Artist · Denmark
