What did Steven Wright mean by: It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature. - Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
+ A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Hurt, Sarcastic, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Children, Home, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Bags, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Friendship, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Business, Clever, Funny, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Culture, Support, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Bread, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
