What did Steven Wright mean by: If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Perspective, Universe, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Care, Future, Parenting, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Mortality, Reflection, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Change, Individuality, Self-discovery, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Logic, Organization, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confusion, Shadows, Time, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven’t spoken since. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Communication, estrangement, Trust, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confusion, Humor, Responsibility, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Art is a language, an instrument of knowledge, an instrument of communication. Read explanation Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
The extreme limit of wisdom, that’s what the public calls madness. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
