What did Steven Wright mean by: I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Safety, Technology, Warning, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Accessibility, Proximity, Time, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Existentialism, Perspective., Self-awareness, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Conservation, Dilemma, Ethics, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Choice, Experience, Risk, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Motivation, Risk-taking, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Friendship, Humor, Unity, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Banking, Irony, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn’t bore. Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
I won’t bet $100 against house odds between now and the grave. Read explanation Charlie Munger Business person
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
