What did Steven Wright mean by: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. - Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
+ To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humorous, Ideas, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Children, Home, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven’t spoken since. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Father, Stranger, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Succeed, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Bird, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Confused, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Laughter, Witty, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
A lofty birth or a large fortune portend merit, and cause it to be the sooner noticed. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Birth is a shipwreck, the mewling infant shored on unknown land. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Many of us know more about the workings of our car than we do the reproductive cycle. - Jeannine Parvati Baker Midwife
Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it. - Frederick Leboyer Obstetrician · France
We must constantly remind ourselves that we are eternity, infinite, beyond birth and death. Explain - Frederick Lenz Philosopher · USA
Foster the beautiful, and every hour thou tallest new flowers to birth. - Friedrich Schiller Playwright · Germany
Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born. - G. Stanley Hall
I succeeded in simply attending at the birth of all my works. - Max Ernst Surrealist artist · Germany
