What did Steven Wright mean by: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. - Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
+ If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Succeed, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Writing, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn’t rise. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Night, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ They say we’re 98% water. We’re that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Funny, Humor, Water, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Bags, Funny, Humor, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
+ When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven’t spoken since. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024January 10, 2024, Steven Wright, Father, Stranger, 0 - Steven Wright Comedian · USA
A lofty birth or a large fortune portend merit, and cause it to be the sooner noticed. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Birth is a shipwreck, the mewling infant shored on unknown land. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Many of us know more about the workings of our car than we do the reproductive cycle. - Jeannine Parvati Baker Midwife
Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it. - Frederick Leboyer Obstetrician · France
We must constantly remind ourselves that we are eternity, infinite, beyond birth and death. Explain - Frederick Lenz Philosopher · USA
Foster the beautiful, and every hour thou tallest new flowers to birth. - Friedrich Schiller Playwright · Germany
Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born. - G. Stanley Hall
I succeeded in simply attending at the birth of all my works. - Max Ernst Surrealist artist · Germany
