What did Steven Wright mean by: I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don’t. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Authenticity, Emotions, Perception, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Change, Individuality, Self-discovery, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Banking, Irony, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Accessibility, Proximity, Time, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Perspective, Truth, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Addiction, Meaningless, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Fear, Humor, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven’t spoken since. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Communication, estrangement, Trust, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn’t bore. Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
I just love the world around me and wanted my audience to love and appreciate it too. Jean Craighead George
