What did Steven Wright mean by: I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Irony, Nature, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Discomfort, Exposure, Physical, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Fear, Humor, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven’t spoken since. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Communication, estrangement, Trust, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Ethics, Plagiarism, Research, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Friendship, Humor, Unity, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Accessibility, Proximity, Time, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Complacency, Oversight, Warning, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I start a picture and I finish it. I don’t think about art while I work. I try to think about life. Jean-Michel Basquiat Painter
After the writer’s death, reading his journal is like receiving a long letter. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Mirrors would do well to reflect a little more before sending back images. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Watch yourself all your life in a mirror and you’ll see Death at work like bees in a glass hive. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
