What did Steven Wright mean by: I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Curiosity, Imagination, Wonder, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Discomfort, Exposure, Physical, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn’t rise. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Consequences, Darkness, Forgetfulness, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confusion, Humor, Responsibility, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Irony, Nature, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Balance, Fishing, Idiocy, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Specificity, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Certainty, Humor, Mortality, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Mirrors would do well to reflect a little more before sending back images. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The same vices which are huge and insupportable in others we do not feel in ourselves. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I never have wit until I am below stairs. [Fr., Je n’ai jamais d’esprit qu’au bas de l’escalier.] Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
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[Fr., Je n’ai jamais d’esprit qu’au bas de l’escalier.]](https://quotes.guide/wp-content/uploads/jean-de-la-bruyere/jean-de-la-bruyere-785341.png)
