What did Steven Wright mean by: I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Choice, Experience, Risk, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confusion, Isolation, Reflection, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Foresight, Limitations, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don’t. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Authenticity, Emotions, Perception, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Humor, Impatience, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Curiosity, Imagination, Wonder, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Perspective, Universe, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Logic, Organization, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Our biggest mistakes, were things we didn’t do, companies we didn’t buy. Read explanation Charlie Munger Business person
Most men spend the first half of their lives making the second half miserable. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
We seldom repent talking little, but very often talking too much. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
We rarely repent of speaking little, but often of speaking too much. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
