What did Steven Wright mean by: I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Care, Future, Parenting, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Accessibility, Proximity, Time, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Banking, Irony, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Discomfort, Exposure, Physical, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Efficiency, Humor, Impatience, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confrontation, Survival, Violence, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Learning, Preparation, Timing, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Knowledge, Language, Perception, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The real function of art is to change mental patterns … making new thought possible. Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
Cultivate everything the critics hated in your first work – that’s what makes you unique. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The course of a river is almost always disapproved of by the source. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
