What did Steven Wright mean by: I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn’t rise. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Balance, Fishing, Idiocy, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Irony, Nature, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Betrayal, Loss, Luck, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Safety, Technology, Warning, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Exploration, Imagination, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Choice, Experience, Risk, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Learning, Preparation, Timing, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Curiosity, Frustration, Persistence, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Love receives its death-wound from aversion, and forgetfulness buries it. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
We love good looks rather than what is practical, Though good looks may prove destructive. Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
Example is a dangerous lure: where the wasp got through the gnat sticks fast. Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
The best laid plot can injure its maker, and often a man’s perfidy will rebound on himself. Read explanation Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
