What did Steven Wright mean by: How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there? Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Learning, Preparation, Timing, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Fear, Humor, Perspective, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Paranoia, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Care, Future, Parenting, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn’t rise. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Consequences, Darkness, Forgetfulness, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Anger, Consequences, Regret, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Addiction, Meaningless, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It’s commenting or observing or twisting life. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Commentary, Humor, Observation, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
See your disappointments as good fortune. One plan’s deflation is another’s inflation. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
If some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The nearer we approach great men, the clearer we see that they are men. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I try to give people a different way of looking at their surroundings. That’s art to me. Maya Lin Artist and architect
