What did Steven Wright mean by: Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Conservation, Dilemma, Ethics, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Curiosity, Frustration, Persistence, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Friendship, Humor, Unity, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Paranoia, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Confusion, Isolation, Reflection, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Caution, Limitations, Resilience, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Anger, Consequences, Regret, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Complacency, Oversight, Warning, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
It takes 25 years to learn to draw, one hour to learn to paint. Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres Painter · France
Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
When we are young we lay up for old age; when we are old we save for death. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The process of maturing is an art to be learned, an effort to be sustained. Marya Mannes Writer · USA
