What did Steven Wright mean by: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright Comedian · USA Copy
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It’s commenting or observing or twisting life. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Commentary, Humor, Observation, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Change, Individuality, Self-discovery, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Motivation, Risk-taking, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Humor, Specificity, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Communication, Friendship, Parenthood, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Banking, Irony, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Memory, Perception, Potential, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it. Author, January 3, 2024January 6, 2025, Steven Wright, Existentialism, Perspective., Self-awareness, 0 Steven Wright Comedian · USA
Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn’t bore. Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
I only fear the death of others. For me, true death is that of the people I love Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
See your disappointments as good fortune. One plan’s deflation is another’s inflation. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France