Spike Milligan Quote Explained: I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.

- Spike Milligan

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

- Spike Milligan

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

- Spike Milligan

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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

- Spike Milligan

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One day the “Don’t Knows” will get in and then where will we be?

- Spike Milligan

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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.

- Spike Milligan

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· United Kingdom

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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan

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· United Kingdom

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

One day the “Don’t Knows” will get in and then where will we be?

If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn’t bore.

One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all. Explain

Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed. Explain

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed. Explain

Laughing cheerfulness throws the light of day on all the paths of life.

Some must cry so that others may be able to laugh the more heartily. Sacrifices are necessary.

The world distribution of French movies is a laughing matter. That is a fact.

It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

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