What did Rodney Dangerfield mean by: When I told my wife she was lousy in bed – she went out – she got a second opinion. - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA Copy
+ My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Appeals, Problem, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Ask Me, Drug, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Don’t talk about yourself so much…we’ll do that when you leave. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, About Yourself, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ At Christmas time we couldn’t afford tinsel, so we’d wait till grandpa sneezed. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Grandpa, Waiting, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ You live with life’s disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Disappointment, Eight, Know It All, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ I told my kids, “Someday, you’ll have kids of your own.” One of them said, “So will you.” Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Kids, Someday, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ I don’t care how rich and successful a man is. He’s nothing without an education. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Money, Successful, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Funny, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. - Mike Birbiglia Comedian · USA
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
In my opinion, an individual without any love of the arts cannot be considered completely civilized. - J. Paul Getty
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go ‘weeeeeee’, then she reels me back in. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
