What did Rodney Dangerfield mean by: My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA Copy
+ I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Funny Relationship, Wine, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we’d be in a lot of trouble. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Country, Wife, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ At Christmas time we couldn’t afford tinsel, so we’d wait till grandpa sneezed. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Grandpa, Waiting, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Ask Me, Drug, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Funny, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Bedroom, Dog, Doors, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Don’t talk about yourself so much…we’ll do that when you leave. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, About Yourself, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away! Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Car, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
If poverty is the mother of all crimes, lack of intelligence is the father. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
He is very foolish who aims at satisfying all the world and his father. - Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man. - Jean Shepherd Radio personality and writer
My father was killed by a German mine, while I lost other relatives in Allied bombing attacks. - Jean-Marie Le Pen Politician · France
Don’t worry, God understands,’ Mom said. ‘He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
My brother’s my teacher, my mentor, and we both learnt all the acting basics from our father. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
