Rodney Dangerfield Quote Explained: I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

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Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.

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· USA

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My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

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· USA

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Better to keep quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian

· USA

Idiot

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At Christmas time we couldn’t afford tinsel, so we’d wait till grandpa sneezed.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian

· USA

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I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian

· USA

Ask Me
Drug

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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· USA

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Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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· USA

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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.”

- Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian

· USA

Funny
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

Better to keep quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

At Christmas time we couldn’t afford tinsel, so we’d wait till grandpa sneezed.

I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion.

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.”

Thou wine art the friend of the friendless, though a foe to all.

Whither, O god of wine, art thou hurrying me, whilst under thy all-powerful influence?

Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.

Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine.

A glass of wine often makes me a better man than hearing a sermon.

I could not conjure up one melancholy fancy upon a mutton chop and a glass of champagne.

I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can’t see the wrinkles

In the order named, these are the hardest to control – wine, women and song.

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

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