What did Rodney Dangerfield mean by: I told my kids, “Someday, you’ll have kids of your own.” One of them said, “So will you.” - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA Copy
+ I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Funny Relationship, Wine, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn’t been a boy I wouldn’t have had anything to play with. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Clever, Funny, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Bed, Opinion, Wife, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Bedroom, Dog, Doors, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Don’t talk about yourself so much…we’ll do that when you leave. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, About Yourself, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ I don’t care how rich and successful a man is. He’s nothing without an education. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Money, Successful, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ Better to keep quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than speak up and confirm it. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Idiot, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
+ I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rodney Dangerfield, Funny, Girl, Humor, 0 - Rodney Dangerfield Comedian · USA
That is the greatest gift my books have given me; what it means and has done for the kids. - Jean Craighead George
People trust that a guy who can bring up two kids on his own might be able to help them. - Jeff Brazier
Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
I’m a chairperson for ‘No Kid Hungry’, a campaign for poor American children. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
Like most kids, you don’t want to do what your folks want you to do. You’ve got your own thing. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
Everything’s a story, kid. Stories are what help us make sense of the world. - Jeff Daniels Actor · USA
