What did Rita Rudner mean by: My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Mother, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Comic, Decided, Desire, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Wives are people who think it’s against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Law, Phones, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers. Feraz Zeid, September 13, 2023December 24, 2023, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny Love, Hands, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Never take candy from strangers. Feraz Zeid, August 4, 2023December 12, 2023, Rita Rudner, Halloween, Stranger, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Baby, Funny Inspirational, Pregnancy, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
After the writer’s death, reading his journal is like receiving a long letter. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
If some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Death never takes the wise man by surprise, he is always ready to go. - Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
I’m not afraid of death. It’s the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Death is the next step after the pension-it’s perpetual retirement without pay. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Death holds no horrors. It is simply the ultimate horror of life. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
