What did Rita Rudner mean by: Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ It wasn’t that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Comedy, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ All men would still really like to own a train set. Feraz Zeid, September 17, 2023December 26, 2023, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Mother, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Daughter, Funny, Mom, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Death, Grandmother, Husband, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Anniversary, Funny, Love, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Wives are people who think it’s against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Law, Phones, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
Children have neither past nor future;they enjoy the present, which very few of us do. - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I’ve been around for a very long time, I’ve been around since God had baby cheeks. - Jean Houston Scholar
If you think that I’m nuts, you may be right. But I’m a nut with a positive attitude, baby! - Jeffrey Gitomer Author
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