What did Rita Rudner mean by: It wasn’t that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ Never take candy from strangers. Feraz Zeid, August 4, 2023December 12, 2023, Rita Rudner, Halloween, Stranger, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Wives are people who think it’s against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Law, Phones, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Feel Good, Laughing, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Baby, Funny Inspirational, Pregnancy, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Daughter, Funny, Mom, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. Feraz Zeid, June 15, 2023December 12, 2023, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. - Mike Birbiglia Comedian · USA
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
