What did Rita Rudner mean by: It wasn’t that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers. Feraz Zeid, September 13, 2023December 24, 2023, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Inspiration, Parents, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Death, Grandmother, Husband, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Comic, Decided, Desire, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Daughter, Funny, Mom, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Lost, Panic, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. - Mike Birbiglia Comedian · USA
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
