What did Rita Rudner mean by: I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Comic, Decided, Desire, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Never take candy from strangers. Feraz Zeid, August 4, 2023December 12, 2023, Rita Rudner, Halloween, Stranger, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, Money, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Inspiration, Parents, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I get so happy when I write a joke. It’s a very satisfying, liberating feeling. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Feelings, Jokes, Writing, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Baby, Funny Inspirational, Pregnancy, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ All men would still really like to own a train set. Feraz Zeid, September 17, 2023December 26, 2023, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
