What did Rita Rudner mean by: All men would still really like to own a train set. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Death, Grandmother, Husband, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Wives are people who think it’s against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Law, Phones, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Lost, Panic, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny Love, Hands, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, Money, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Mother, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
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