What did Rita Rudner mean by: A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. - Rita Rudner Comedian Copy
+ Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Baby, Funny Inspirational, Pregnancy, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Mother, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Death, Grandmother, Husband, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny Love, Hands, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. Feraz Zeid, December 22, 2023January 10, 2024, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
+ Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. Feraz Zeid, June 15, 2023December 12, 2023, Rita Rudner, Funny, Humor, 0 - Rita Rudner Comedian
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
