What did Phyllis Diller mean by: Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Growing Up, Mark, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cooking, Nerves, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Fang can’t stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can’t stand the competition. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, House, Lying, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Christmas, Past, Xmas, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Kids, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Fight, Parents, War, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Argument, Comedy, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, About Yourself, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A man who doesn’t make you feel special, wanted or important would make a very poor husband. - Jeanne Phillips Columnist
girls forbidden to dance would only attract husbands with bad complexions and sunken chests. - Jeffrey Eugenides Author
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love - Frank Langella Film actor
… you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress. - Fyodor Dostoevsky Writer · Russia
If I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us. - Gabrielle Bernstein Motivational speaker
Some women govern their husbands without degrading themselves, because intellect will always govern. - Mary Wollstonecraft Writer and philosopher · England
The relation between husband and wife should turn into a love of the heart untouched by desire. - Mata Amritanandamayi Spiritual leader and humanitarian · India
