What did Phyllis Diller mean by: You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Common, Pregnancy, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anger, Fight, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Fang can’t stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can’t stand the competition. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, House, Lying, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Feraz Zeid, June 10, 2023December 12, 2023, Phyllis Diller, Funny, Happiness, Keep Smiling, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen. - Mason Cooley Professor · USA
You don’t learn about yourself by being alone, you learn about yourself from other people. - Lev Grossman Author
Anything that you [as an actor] can change about yourself for a part is helpful. - Michael Pitt Actor · USA
There’s nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do. - Helen Nielsen