What did Phyllis Diller mean by: [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Growing Up, Mark, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Career, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Advice, Bottles, Children, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Christmas, Past, Xmas, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anniversary, Birthday, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anger, Fight, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cooking, Nerves, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
My mother cranes her neck. Her ability to be fascinated by things is her best gift to me. - Gary Shteyngart Author · Russia
Be like the turtle. If he didn’t stick his neck out, he wouldn’t get anywhere at all. - Harvey Mackay
The German Reich is a Republic, and whoever doesn’t believe it gets one in the neck. - Alfred Doblin Novelist · Germany
The rope that pulls you from the flood can become a noose around your neck. - Khaled Hosseini Author · Afghanistan
I’d felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain. - Kinky Friedman Musician and author · USA
