What did Phyllis Diller mean by: Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Practice, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cooking, Nerves, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cake, Chocolate, Food, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Eight, Smoking, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Growing Up, Mark, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Beauty, Skins, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. - Jean Renoir Filmmaker · France
I came of age believing that, no matter what happened, I would always be able to support myself. - William J. Clinton Politician · USA
I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses. - William Makepeace Thackeray Author · India
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
Youth is a circumstance you can’t do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old. - Frank Lloyd Wright Architect · USA
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P. Adams Columnist · USA
