What did Phyllis Diller mean by: Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Growing Up, Mark, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anniversary, Birthday, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Career, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Fight, Parents, War, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, About Yourself, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I’ve ended up in water. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Water, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Children enjoy the present because they have neither a past nor a future. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
He who will not listen to any advice, nor be corrected in his writings, is a rank pedant. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I didn’t mind my own company as a child; I was happy playing alone in the sandpit. - Michael Leunig Cartoonist · Australia
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
Don’t apologize, justify or rationalize bad art or bad writing. If you do, you are part of it. - Walter Darby Bannard Painter · USA
The only reason that they say, ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
Every artist, as child of his age, is impelled to express the spirit of his age. - Wassily Kandinsky Painter · Russia
