What did Phyllis Diller mean by: The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I’ve ended up in water. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Water, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Funny Inspirational, Mom, Witty, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anger, Fight, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Family, Funny, Mom, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cake, Chocolate, Food, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Appointments, Timing, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
In art, theories are as useful as a doctor’s prescription; one must be sick to believe them. - Maurice de Vlaminck Painter · France
Ironically, we are all too often educated out of rather than in to an awareness of the body. - Jean Houston Scholar
All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead. - Jean Sibelius Composer · Finland
Cinema teaches us about the human body and how we look at things. - Jean-Luc Godard Filmmaker · France
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau Actress · France
Our bodies crave exercise, and reward us in so many ways when we do so. - Jeff Galloway Running coach · USA
We are our brains. My brain is talking to your brain; our bodies are hanging along for the ride. - Jeff Hawkins
How you feed your mind is every bit as critical to your happiness as how you feed your body. - Jeff Olson Author · USA
