What did Phyllis Diller mean by: No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, About Yourself, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Funny Inspirational, Mom, Witty, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Advice, Bottles, Children, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Christmas, Past, Xmas, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Beauty, Skins, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cooking, Nerves, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Dreams are guests who ensoul our lives if we have hospitality for them. - Jeannine Parvati Baker Midwife
Much of the activity we think of as writing is, actually, getting ready to write. - Gail Godwin Author
Be ready at all times for the gifts of God, and always for new ones. - Meister Eckhart Theologian and philosopher · Germany
I prefer to leave standing up, like a well-mannered guest at a party. - Leontyne Price Opera singer · USA
– ‘Music opens your soul, makes you ready.’ – ‘Ready for what?’ – He smiles big. ‘Exactly. - Libba Bray Author
Always remember to set a place at the table of life for the unexpected guest. - Linda Ellerbee Journalist
You have to always remember who your guest is, and thats who we cater to. - Michael Mina Chef · Egypt
