What did Phyllis Diller mean by: My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Feraz Zeid, March 5, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Keep Smiling, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Career, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cake, Chocolate, Food, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Beauty, Skins, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Fight, Parents, War, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anniversary, Birthday, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Family, Funny, Mom, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
If someone grabbed me, I’d probably be able to choke them out in about eight seconds. - Jeffrey Donovan
I always try to sleep for at least eight hours a night and, of course, water, water, water! - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. - Frederick Marryat Naval officer and novelist · United Kingdom
