What did Phyllis Diller mean by: My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Common, Pregnancy, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Phases, Tables, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Funny Inspirational, Mom, Witty, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Argument, Comedy, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Beauty, Skins, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Feraz Zeid, June 10, 2023December 12, 2023, Phyllis Diller, Funny, Happiness, Keep Smiling, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
If someone grabbed me, I’d probably be able to choke them out in about eight seconds. - Jeffrey Donovan
I always try to sleep for at least eight hours a night and, of course, water, water, water! - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. - Frederick Marryat Naval officer and novelist · United Kingdom
