What did Phyllis Diller mean by: Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor… I was committed! - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baseball, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cooking, Nerves, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anniversary, Birthday, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Common, Pregnancy, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anger, Fight, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
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Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
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Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The liabilities are always 100 percent good. It’s the assets you have to worry about. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
