What did Phyllis Diller mean by: It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Appointments, Timing, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anniversary, Birthday, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I’ve ended up in water. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Water, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Kids, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Home, Wall, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cake, Chocolate, Food, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anger, Fight, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
The skin of all of us is responsive to gypsy songs and military marches. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
To how many girls has a great beauty been of no other use but to make them expect a large fortune! Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Everything is complicated; if that were not so, life and poetry and everything else would be a bore. - Wallace Stevens Poet · USA
A healthful hunger for a great idea is the beauty and blessedness of life. - Jean Ingelow Poet · England
I would like to say to people, open your eyes and find beauty where you normally don’t expect it. - Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion designer · France
Confronted with the vision of a beautiful garden, we see something beautiful about ourselves. - Jeff Cox
I enjoy getting people angry and getting underneath their skin, especially people who don’t think. - Jello Biafra Musician · USA
