What did Phyllis Diller mean by: I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Funny Inspirational, Mom, Witty, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Home, Wall, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Giving Up, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Appointments, Timing, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Common, Pregnancy, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Young people who learn the arts do better in every phase of their lives. - Meryl Streep Actress · USA
It’s really not that hard to put food on the table if that’s what you decide to do. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
Drink to me! I just realized that I’ve slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell - Jennifer Crusie Author
You don’t… get it, boy… This isn’t a mudhole… it’s an operating table. And I’m the surgeon. - Frank Miller Writer · USA
The democratic aspiration is no mere recent phase in human history. It is human history. - Franklin D. Roosevelt 32nd U.S. President · USA
His place was always set at the table, in case he rturned from the dead without warning . - Gabriel García Márquez Author · Colombia
Be honest about who you are and what your bringing to the table and what your expectations are. - Gabrielle Dennis
