What did Phyllis Diller mean by: I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cooking, Nerves, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Giving Up, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Phases, Tables, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Growing Up, Mark, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Eight, Smoking, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Cookery is naturally the most ancient of the arts, as of all arts it is the most important. - George Ellwanger
If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that’s icing on the cake. - Jeff Conaway
To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
Maybe a person’s time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food. Explain - Frank A. Clark Politician
I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight. - Gabriel Iglesias Comedian · USA